• askthegeneraless:



    Imagine getting a detailed handsewn plushie of your favorite character in the mail one day from a mysterious sender, and whenever you’re in danger or distress the plushie turns into a flesh-and-blood version of your character to protect and comfort you


    (via its-jean-kirschtime)

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  • chelle-the-zbornak-queen:


    Good Guy Burglar

    no you don’t understand.

    he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.

    he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.

    and if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit ever get out of my face.

    (Source: thedeathmerchant, via its-jean-kirschtime)

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  • tastefullyoffensive:

    20 Mind-Boggling Shower Thoughts [showerthoughts/distractify]

    Previously: Name Improvements for Everyday Stuff

    (via shytoaster)

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  • (Source: sizvideos, via shytoaster)

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  • "Then I guess I will Achieve Something." 

    (Source: suzuuyah, via toofandom)

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  • honky-tonk-badonk-adonk:




    A hero’s journey

    this gif is like 20 seconds but it was like watching an entire movie

    The yellow man gives him a HIGH FIVE ON THE WAY OUT.

    (Source: 4gifs, via shytoaster)

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  • fake-mermaid:

    do you ever wash your face with cold water and feel like your life has changed dramatically

    (Source: fake-mermaid, via asian)

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  • brittbluebird14:



    Fake Pockets: A How To

    dude. this comic was made for me.

    Lucifer just got new jeans.

    (via its-jean-kirschtime)

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  • carriehopefletcher:



    This is deep, man

    one of the greatest piece of information taught to me in life was from a fucking deranged talking baboon

    I love this!

    (Source: neogohann, via its-jean-kirschtime)

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  • almatranquila:


    (via whordinary-girl)

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